Microbiologist XX walks up to elevator bay and encounters another person waiting for the elevators. We acknowledge each others presence, but no words are exchanged. Flash to thirty seconds later when this same person looks at me and says:
"Swine Flu?" Using a very Lurch from the Adam's Family voice.
I stare for a second and say, "uhhhhhh, what?"
"Swine Flu?" s/he offers again.
"Not to my knowledge." I reply.
Then the elevator arrives.
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I'll spray them with 10% bleach :).
LMAO! That would have been awesome.
What the hell!? Were you sniffling or something? That is so messed.
No, I was just standing there, holding my soft drink, not making a sound. It was weird.
HAHA! What a freak! You should have said, "why, yes, thank you for asking. you?"
EGF - HAHAHA! That's a good one too. I would like to know how he light have responded to that.
"Had it. I'm immune when it comes back in the fall and you're not. Ha!"
tideliar- good one. :) Later on I thought maybe I should have said, "Where?!?!"
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