A family member of mine has a very dark bathroom and as a result, you don't see the above light switch plate until you've turned the light on. My husband was the first to use the restroom and discover Jesus and is junk. After leaving the restroom he informed my Aunt of his finding and she asked him if he had switched the light off after his "discovery." He replied that he had. My Aunt then informed him that most men refused to touch the switch once they realized what it represented. To this he simply replied, "Oh, well I guess I shouldn't tell you that I used my mouth."
On a completely different note: Is anyone attending the International Conference on Gram-positive Pathogens in Omaha, NB?